Bright moon

This one time the moon shone in the sky so brightly that it kept all of the animals up, except of course for those that came out when it was dark.

The day animals ran around and preened and ate each other. The night animals slept and were eaten. After a few days and brightly lit nights the day animals became tired and the night animals all ran out of good dreams, they stopped going back to sleep to see how they would end.

The day animals found shady trees and napped, the night animals squinted their beady eyes and braved the light. After a few more days the squinting night animals had become almost completely accustomed to the light but they were tired and the day animals were too becoming so very bored with their dreams.

All of these drowsy and frustrated animals held a summit, and decided something had to be done about this bright and tyrannical moon.

They decided to ask it not to be so bright, but they realized that the moon was so very, very far away. So they called for all of the trumpeting animals to blow their mighty noses and all of the squawkers to squawk, the talkers too were to talk.

A mighty furore was made by this multitude of most musical animals.

The moon sighed and replied... "i'm sorry that things are such a mess but it is really the suns fault..."